I haven't posted for awhile, so here is a list of some things I have learned here in Granada. The subject--fashion.
First, I have never seen so many mullets before in my life. Everyday, I step out of my apartment and into a Billy Ray Cyrus video. Lesson #1: NEVER HAVE A MULLET FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. This rules out the mini-mullet, the dreadlock mullet, the mullet hawk (mohawk mullet combo), the she-mullet, all of them. Given the choice between death and getting a mullet, always choose death.
Second, girls care not for comfort. They walk on cobblestone streets wearing heels, all the time. Do yourself a favor and put on some tennis shoes for an afternoon. It's OK.
Third, girls tend to be really skinny here. So, if you are a Spanish girl, EAT SOMETHING.
Fourth, everybody smokes everywhere. I might as well just take up smoking. Who cares if the package says something like, SMOKING KILLS YOU?
There you go, short list of things not to do. I guess I could throw a quick shout out to piercing your face too. Don't do it.
Today, I'm thankful that I learned something very useful in class.